bananas
Bananas are the best. Pre-packaged survival food. Snoozed too long? Pick up two on the way to the subway. Feel like having a chocolate but trying to slim down your (bit too fat) arse? Get a banana instead and feel good about yourself. You a monkey? No need for me to tell you anything.
This is a sponsored message by Chiquita. It’s not the blog writer’s proclamation of his/her banana love.

seriously I love bananas. so easy. not like oranges where you have to peel, slice, etc.
Oranges got nothing on bananas. They’re brick and mortar when bananas are mobile.